This is how a girl sets up her girl pal with a guy friend. Girl 1: So there’s this guy I know – I met him at Shilpa’s birthday some three...

In the middle of one of the most entertaining conversations of my life, a very drunk 32cats told me something very interesting. Each one...

They apologised, children. Said sorry in print and everything. Quoted a paragraph from the snarky yet vitriolic email I had sent and...

The other day, over whiskey and screwdrivers, my friend and fellow-lefthander, whom I shall call Dilbert, told me a basic truth about...

There are two things I’ve figured out about beautiful women. I don’t know which disturbs me more. And here, I’m not talking about models,...

“Vimes smiled. Someone was trying to kill him, and that made him feel more alive than he had done for days.” – Terry Pratchett, Men At...

I like fire, you like smoke Let’s burn the world and watch it choke.

Once, a long time ago, a guy had told me that men don’t take subtle hints. “We’re thick that way,” he said, “unless you spell it out, we...

I used to think that all human beings are essentially selfish. It’s an evolutionary left-over, a sort of survival trait if you please....

To the boy who gave me Nickleback’s “Figured You Out” because he thought it’d help me cope with a broken heart (it did) To the boy who...

In media school, they called us advertising students ‘soap salesmen’. It was supposed to be funny, I’m told. But to debunk all myths...

If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that my parents are in a deep-rooted conspiracy to get me married off to the next...

If you've been reading this blog for a while, you know that my parents are in a deep-rooted conspiracy to get me married off to the next...

Let’s talk You and I I’ll open my heart, you can open a vein And we’ll sit and marvel at how long it takes Let’s meet You and I See each...

Everybody gets to hear them at some point. Before job interviews and first dates, while writing scholarship essays and before meeting...

I was reading lovely Iz’s blog today when I remembered something I had written. Here it is, reproduced faithfully for your reading...

In the past month, I’ve realised that I’ve been an idiot. I’ve kept myself in a nice, warm cocoon, all safe and sound. It’s a great...

Give Ajmal Qasab whatever he wants. Seriously. Food, water, newspapers, perfume. Pickle, flowers, fruit, juice. Archie comics, since he’s...

Ok. Here’s the thing. You know how they say that if you’re hounded by a question, you should write it down, put it in a bottle and throw...

Something one of my servicing colleagues saw on someone’s tackboard: “Advertising is like prostitution – the better you are, the more you...