What Made My Day Today

This morning, I opened the Mumbai Mirror for my usual daily dose of nonsense. And to my satisfaction, I found not just that, but so much more. In the column called ‘Ask the Sexpert’ (the Times group is big on bad puns – one old tsunami headline read ‘Burial of dead is a grave issue’).

This is what I read:

Q. Will I get AIDS if I have anal sex with a girl who has the virus? A. Probably yes – but where do you get such weird ideas?

Ah, happy morning.