I Asked For It
These are the things my doctor has advised me to not eat, as long as I’m on medication for certain health problems. This might take about a year.
Serves me right, I guess. For cocking a snook at people who follow rigorous diets, for laughing my ass off at those who closely watch the weighing scales, for eating anything and everything worth eating, enjoying every morsel, gloating over every bite and writing about it all. Bloody karma.
May God give me the strength to eat what little isn’t on that list. Amen.