5 things you’ll never hear in advertising
From account executives:
Take as long as you want, there’s no rush.
I goofed up. I’m sorry. Really.
Honestly, I have no idea what S.H.A.R.O.N stands for.
I love your work unconditionally and I’ll make sure I sell it to client even if it kills me.
Pay no attention to me, I’m just a glorified postman.
From advertising creatives:
Of course you can have it by tomorrow morning!
I think I’m massively overpaid.
Hey, it’s only money.