5 things you’ll never hear in advertising

From account executives:

1. Take as long as you want, there’s no rush.

2. I goofed up. I’m sorry. Really.

3. Honestly, I have no idea what S.H.A.R.O.N stands for.

4. I love your work unconditionally and I’ll make sure I sell it to client even if it kills me.

5. Pay no attention to me, I’m just a glorified postman.

From advertising creatives:

1. Of course you can have it by tomorrow morning!

2. I think I’m massively overpaid.

3. All-nighter? Yay!

4. Creative-shmeative.

5. Hey, it’s only money.