The Naïve Girl’s Guide to Men

I don’t particularly blame them and I can’t really disillusion them about the first two. But men – I can tell them and you a few truths about men. Consider this your reality-check, girls.

All men check out all women. Hands-down, no arguments,

All men think of women in terms of ‘gettable’ and ‘not gettable’. On some level. At least in the beginning. And in locker room gossip. If they’re smart, they label ‘not gettable’ women as ‘not gettable’ pretty quickly. But there are always those optimistic many for whom the world is filled with ‘gettable’ women, who they’ve inexplicably not got. All men think a “No, thanks” is secretly a “Yes”. Say a guy asks you out.

There, I’ve done my good deed for the day. Oh, and guys, I dare you to say it isn’t so.